If the recession is getting you down and your an absolute fucking moron with little or no education, completely devoid of interpersonal skills and severely overweight, become a fucking bouncer. Any thick cunt can do the job and whats more, you get to take your personal gripes with the world out on pathetic drunks who cannot defend themselves.
If I was compiling a top 10 of the lowest people in our society, bouncers would rank just above fraudsters and racists. They are the kind of fucking people who fail the police exam, then fail the fire service exam, then fail the prison service exam, then think to themselves, ''Oh fuck, I really am a worthless fucking cunt with no job prospects, who in their right fucking mind would give a thick bastard like me a job? I better become a fucking bouncer.''
The most ironic thing about them is the fact that they are supposed to be guardians of peace. On the contrary, these bastards want it to kick off, they want a ruck, they want to get their hands dirty. Anyone who lives in Aberdeen will ''ken'' the guys outside pearl lounge with their yellow tee shirts that say ''customer safety''. Customer Safety? My hairy scrote! They cause more trouble than the customers, they love a good fight!! Fuck them all!
Scum. The lowest form of scum, I wish them all bad luck!
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